Twice the Rays had a chance to move up in the wild card standings. Twice the bullpen blew chunks! Grrrrr!!
Bring in the frigging kids! They can’t do any worse! Matter of fact I have a friend who wants to know where he can try out? His theory is for five hundred grand he could give it the ole college try. He’s pretty sure he could even throw wild pitches and walk people.
Two games! They could have moved up two games, and to make matters worse Andy Roddick lost.
Time to start drinking…