Game 123 - Rays vs. Rangers
Monday, August 18th, 2008Balfour’s Percy impersonation was not amusing!
First, sorry no post on Saturday’s game. There was really not too much to say about it. It was kinda like tit for tat. Garza shut them out and so they returned the favor.
However last night the Rays won another series. That is so groovy. You know what else is […]
Game 121 - Rays vs. Rangers
Saturday, August 16th, 2008People can’t we just all get along?!
First things first Matt Garza, who should never be called Matty (yes I’m talkin to you Brian Anderson), was magnificent again. I really think we’re going to witness a no hitter from him at some point. He was, well he was basically unhittable last night. He pitched a two […]
Game 118 - Rays vs. A’s
Wednesday, August 13th, 2008Don’t worry Rays, nobody saw your blunders. Proceed as if they never happened please.
Between the Olympics and no TV coverage of the game does this loss even count? Fraid so.
Word is the Rays lost last night. Tampa 1 - Oakland 2. Sounds like a tough game, but the real story is they let it get away with […]
Game 63 - Rays vs. Rangers
Sunday, June 8th, 2008Mr. Garza you are grounded.
I hope you are not proud of your behavior today. At first you did really well. Even when your friends were not sharing and dropping fly balls. You set a good example by bailing them out with strikeouts. However I did notice you shaking off your catcher several times.
It went downhill […]
Game 62 - Rays vs. Rangers
Sunday, June 8th, 2008Excuse the Rays, they just squeaked one out!
But they got the win. Final score 5-4.
Sonny honey, you only gave up two runs but you scared the hell out of me. Also what’s with the beard?
Longo doubled, then Gross hit a homerun to score two. Yes, Gabe Gross.
Did you see the dude fall over the wall […]
Game 61 - Rays vs. Rangers
Saturday, June 7th, 2008Thanks Mr. Kazmir, here you should get my free donut.
Yay, the Rays are back to winning. Kazmir rights the ship. 8IP 6H 2ER. All with his family there to watch him. Except his dad who was at home with Scott’s dog, and it was his birthday! So cute. Can the dog not be trusted at […]
Game 53 - Rangers vs. Rays
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008Matt Garza is one bad mofo.
Just look at that shit eatin grin. He wasn’t scared of no stinkin Rangers. He went out there and got his team a series win, because he is the man. The man with lots of spit that’s stringy like spiderman’s webs. He pitched eight innings and only gave up two […]
Game 52 - Rangers vs. Rays
Tuesday, May 27th, 2008What do you mean? The Rays aren’t invincible?
They have been flat out awesome lately, but tonight they just couldn’t pull it off. Sonny was pitching batting practice and the score was 7-0 when the second inning was done. For a moment it looked like they might make a comeback, but they couldn’t hold off those Rangers. […]
Game 51 - Rangers vs. Rays
Monday, May 26th, 2008Great Scott What a Memorable Memorial Day!
The great Mr. Hinske once said “We’re just havin fun and ridin the wave.” So are your fans sir, so are your fans. The Rays took the first game of the series from the Rangers tonight. Texas 3 - Tampa 7.
Scott Kazmir was phenomenal. He pitched seven innings and […]