O’ Kay that’s one.
Tuesday, August 18th, 2009Yay, the Rays won the opener against the O’s. Just some quick thoughts tonight.
BJ really likes Berken’s pitching. He was a double away from the cycle. Yep, BJ. Can you imagine what this team could do if he were to get his bat going? Besides he’s super cute in his post game interviews.
David Price didn’t […]
Crunch Time
Sunday, July 26th, 2009All in all that was not a bad road trip. It wasn’t pretty, but it could have been much worse.
Saturday I got home right in the middle of the Rays comeback. That was fine by me because I missed all the bad stuff, and it hurts my heart when David Price doesn’t do well. However […]
That’s More Like It.
Friday, July 24th, 2009Pardon me fella, but could you please sit your ass back down.
Holy crap I got everything I asked for in my last post. The trip to the Guru worked and Garza found his zen like state, enabling him to pitch up to his potential. The Rays pulled their heads out of their behinds and scored […]
Phucking A
Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009So Rays, you got that out of your system right? I mean if you’re gonna suck, might as well all suck on the same night.
From the beginning this game was extremely painful. Longo made an errant throw and Jimmy Rollins ended up on 2nd. Then Price walked Victorino. That’s when the hitting started, and I wasn’t […]
The Curious Case of Long Balls
Thursday, June 18th, 2009The last two starting pitchers for the Rays seem to have come down with a case of long balls. Not to be confused with blue balls. This is very serious, for pitchers long balls can be fatal.
David Price had a mild case on Wednesday. This was unsettling as it was presumed that he was immune. However at the end of […]
Finally…
Thursday, June 4th, 2009I’m not the only one doing the sweeping. Seriously do you know how much Labrador retrievers shed? You could have warned me. I have to sweep EVERY day.
The Rays got their first sweep today and reached .500. The skeptics will say “it’s the Royals,” but I find that very comforting. So far this season the […]
The Rays are Broken.
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009Is it my fault?
I wanted the Rays to find a way to get Aybar’s bat in the line-up, and Pat the Bat got a kink in the neck.
I wanted Price to be brought up, and Kazmir got hurt.
I wanted Percy gone, and now he is.
I wanted Zobrist to get more playing time, and Aki got the Tom […]
That’s Definitely a Memorial Day
Monday, May 25th, 2009This weekend was filled with all kinds of drama for the Rays. I was planning on writing about losing Kazmir and Aki and gaining Price, Brignac and Thayer. That was before the bullpen shit the bed tonight. They gave up 6 runs with two outs in the bottom of the 9th. The way that felt to […]
What’s for dinner?
Tuesday, May 12th, 2009All you can eat meatballs of course!
That game sucked. I love Sonny but he’s been more like Cloudy this year. He faced 15 batters and only really got four of them out. Yep it was a pitchers duel.
I actually went to take a shower in the middle of the game. Of course once I got […]
We don’t need no stinkin small ball…
Thursday, May 7th, 2009The Rays must have been out to impress the chicks tonight. You know since chicks dig the long ball. They hit 6 dingers, two off of Mr. Rivera. Obviously the new Yankees Stadium is some bizarro world of opposites.
Barty, who chicks dig anyway, got it started right off the bat. Get it, right off the bat. […]