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Game 131 - Blue Jays vs. Rays

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

Mr. Maddon’s outfield traffic laws.
Red - Carl Crawford.  Stop.  Do not proceed until you have a note from your doctor.
Yellow - Rocco Baldelli.  Caution.  Approach the fly balls with caution.  Please do not go balls out all the time.  Do not break yourself.
Green - Justin Ruggiano.  Throw caution to the wind.  No more being safe.  […]

Game 121 - Rays vs. Rangers

Saturday, August 16th, 2008

People can’t we just all get along?!
First things first Matt Garza, who should never be called Matty (yes I’m talkin to you Brian Anderson), was magnificent again.  I really think we’re going to witness a no hitter from him at some point.  He was, well he was basically unhittable last night.  He pitched a two […]

On the Down Low

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

I’m sure you’ve heard by now.  Longo is joining Carl on the DL.  This sucks hard.  It’s a big fat bummer folks.  However if you’re feeling low, you’ve come to the right place, because this girl is an optimist. 
This is not to say that we won’t miss these boys.  My love for them is well […]

Game 114 - Rays vs. Mariners

Friday, August 8th, 2008

West coast series wake-up call.
I know I’ve said it before, but I just can’t hang when it comes to these west coast games.  I made it to eleven last night.  The scramble then begins when the alarm goes off in the morning.  Did the Rays win, what happened?  What did I miss?  Sometimes it’s like […]

Game 113 - Indians vs. Rays

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

(photo Yahoo sports)
Toto we’re not in Kansas anymore.  What the H-E-Double L is going on here!
What if I told you that you were in a Rays world where Ben Zobrist plays centerfield, Jason Bartlett is a flat out awesome DH, and Scott Kazmir is meh and can’t get through five innings.  No thanks, right?  This […]

Game 111 - Indians vs. Rays

Monday, August 4th, 2008

Tough assignments and a meeting with the president of the BJ Upton fan club.
Well the Rays had a tough assignment tonight facing Cliff Lee without Carl Crawford and Jason Bartlett.  Final score Cleveland 5 - Tampa 2.  Let’s hope they can win one tomorrow, I mean c’mon, everyone else has beaten the Indians.  Why can’t […]

Game 107 - Rays vs. Blue Jays

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

Percy and his clown feet are winning me back one step at a time.
The Rays won again today 3-2.  Percy got the save, in a one run game.  He didn’t walk anybody, he didn’t load the bases, he didn’t give up a run!  He was down right boring, but I’m okay with that.  I thought […]

Game 99 - A’s vs. Rays

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

Staats and Magrane storm forecasters on sucky pitcher night.
It was the top of the 4th when the Rays announcers predicted a storm and warned the fans.  Even though it was Sonny, baseballs were being left up in the zone.  They warned us that technically the A’s weren’t power surges, but if something didn’t change, severe […]

On the Road Again…

Monday, July 7th, 2008

Since the Rays are on the road again, and I am on a road trip, I got to thinking…What would the guys be like on a road trip in a VW microbus?  Besides crowded.
This is what comes to my warped mind.
Kazmir giving Shields a manicure.
Garza hopped up on sour patch kids playing video games.
Sonny picking […]

Game 82 - Red Sox vs. Rays

Monday, June 30th, 2008

Rays win round one!
Boston 4 - Tampa 5!  Rock on.
BJ Upton started it all with a first pitch homer.  So should he be a lead off hitter or a clean up hitter!
Lowell drove in a run in the fourth to tie it up, but Gabe Gross turned around and crushed a two run homer in […]

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