Come On!
Monday, July 27th, 2009This game made me grouchy right from the get go! Why the heck wasn’t it in HD? Come on!
Where is Brian Anderson? I want Brian Anderson. Come on!
What is it about AJ Burnett? The Rays seem to be rendered useless when he’s on the mound. Is the snarl his source of power? Come on!
Shields had […]
That’s Definitely a Memorial Day
Monday, May 25th, 2009This weekend was filled with all kinds of drama for the Rays. I was planning on writing about losing Kazmir and Aki and gaining Price, Brignac and Thayer. That was before the bullpen shit the bed tonight. They gave up 6 runs with two outs in the bottom of the 9th. The way that felt to […]
Charity Walk Confusion
Saturday, April 18th, 2009I was trying to get the Rays pitchers to support my walk for charity, but some of them must have gotten confused. I guess when I said the more you walk to the more money the charity gets, they thought the more batters you walk…? Ugh, not even funny.
The Rays walked ten batters. Ten. Your […]
Kaz’s turn to see the Baseball Guru.
Thursday, October 16th, 2008Guru - Good morning son. I’ve been waiting for you.
Kazmir - Sup. Can you fix me, like you did Matt and Grant.
Guru - Are you broken?
Kazmir - lil bit.
Guru - I accept the challenge. What seems to be the problem?
Kazmir - I’m not sure, but I’ve been getting schlacked lately.
Guru - Are you throwing your […]
Thank Goodness Sunday is a Day for Rest!
Sunday, October 12th, 2008Because that was exhausting! The post season is supposed to be all about pitching right? Not last night. It was like a study in opposites compared to the first game.
Kazmir had a painful start, giving up two runs in the first. Not the tone the Rays wanted to set, but you can’t count the Rays […]
Box the Sox
Saturday, October 4th, 2008The Rays beat the White Sox
to go ahead two and O
they had Kazmir on the rocks
but he said screw this and started to mow
Carlos scratched his eye like a dingleberry
good thing Willy is the super sub
and Navi is no hairy fairy
more like and RBI machine for this club
Aki wanted a turn as hero
so he planted […]
Game 126 - Angels vs. Rays
Wednesday, August 20th, 2008Huh? They lost.
The Rays won the series, but lost the final game tonight. LA 5 - Tampa 4. A lot of blame could be thrown around, but basically the Rays didn’t play a very clean game so they got beat.
They seemed to have the momentum going their way after they tied it up in the […]
Game 123 - Rays vs. Rangers
Monday, August 18th, 2008Balfour’s Percy impersonation was not amusing!
First, sorry no post on Saturday’s game. There was really not too much to say about it. It was kinda like tit for tat. Garza shut them out and so they returned the favor.
However last night the Rays won another series. That is so groovy. You know what else is […]
Game 120 - Rays vs. A’s
Thursday, August 14th, 2008Bloody hell mates, what you got against Texas?
It sure seemed like the Rays were doing anything they could to avoid finishing this game and heading to Texas. Somebody should have called time-out to bribe the boys with promises of big Texas sized steaks and beer and women if that’s what it takes. I missed the […]
Game 112 - Indians vs. Rays
Tuesday, August 5th, 2008Goodbyes, High Fives, and Birthday Greetings.
Good luck to Jonny Gomes who was sent down today. He is a one person pep rally, and if there’s another brawl the Rays are really going to miss him.
The Rays finally rocked Cleveland 4 - Tampa 8.
High fives all around tonight. The offense was rockin. BJ made a game saving […]