Rays, Rays, Rays, that is not what we discussed. The wild card is right there for the taking. I don’t think I have to tell you that losing a series to the Mariners is not optimal right now.
Alright move on, no sense in dwelling on it now. It’s over. Focus on winning the series against the Angels. You are smart boys. I think you know how important all of these games are now. I’ll spare you all the cliches.
How about one advertising slogan. “Just Do It.” You could even go with the one I saw on a kid’s shirt the other day, “I do it for my fans. Especially the cute female ones.” Yep that’ll work.

Where can we get them all those shirts? I LOVE IT!!! =)
It’s really fun when the kid is like 8yrs old though! Do they even like girls?
Kids nowadays are so ‘mature’. They know shit I didn’t know till I was an adult, ha!