So Rays, you got that out of your system right?  I mean if you’re gonna suck, might as well all suck on the same night. 

From the beginning this game was extremely painful.  Longo made an errant throw and Jimmy Rollins ended up on 2nd.  Then Price walked Victorino.  That’s when the hitting started, and I wasn’t sure if it would ever stop.  The Rays were staring at six runs before they even got up to bat!  So painful.  Especially since I don’t like to be reminded that David Price is human.

Could it get any worse.  By golly George it could.  The fourth inning started off with another error. (you can decide who it belongs to)  Deja vu.  Four more runs for the Phils.  Agony.

Oh and just for good measure the home team only drove in one run.  Thanks to Barty.

I’ve got a way for the Rays to make it up to us.  They just made us sit through a stinker.  Well most of a stinker, I started watching the CWS after a while.  Anyway I think they owe us a super fun viewing experience.  There should be good pitching.  Preferably making all-star hitters look silly.  There should also be many Rays hitting, stealing bases and making fine defensive plays.  If they’d like to really make it up to us they would provide some entertainment from the dugout too.  You know like dancing, thumb wrestling, or anything else that strikes them.  Well not foul balls, we don’t want those striking them.

In closing I would like you to ponder one thing.  I have been watching a lot of That 70’s Show reruns, and I’ve gotta say I bet Matt Garza could do a mean Fez.  Just sayin.  Go Rays!