First let’s address this.

(St Pete Times)  Thanks Felicia!

I don’t even know where to begin.  Jaso is the one on the left pretty in pink.  Nice tan lines dude.  Oh and love the Pat Benetar head band.  Love is a battlefield.

Sonny is tucked behind there.  He’s supposed to be a turkey, but looks more like a lobster, shrimp or some other shell fish.  I would hide in the back too.

It looks like Longo has a police girl uni on.  We need more evidence in this case.

Not only are Perez’s legs fast but they’re purrrty too.

Justin “bring the sexy back” Ruggiano seems a little too into this cross dressing thing??

Aybar or somebody back there is a frog prince.  Interesting. 

Aki’s interpreter is a gymnast.  Word is he’s wearing red pumps.  I wonder how many of the guys have high heels on?  We need more and better pictures.  Anyone?

The best by far is taco Matt Garza, complete with large soda.  I’m going to call him chalupa, cuz it’s fun to say.  Chalupa.  Also in his honor I will be drinking margaritas and cheering loudly tonight.

The next thing that needs to be addressed is the recent mohawk development.  Chalk has evidence here.  Both Longo and BJ are sporting them.

It’s kind of surprising but I think it’s hot.  I tend to like my guys clean cut, so for me mohawks are way better than beards or bleaching of hair. 

These boys obviously spend way too much time together.  If they’re not getting haircuts then they are playing with their facial hair.  Did anyone notice Kazmir’s overgrown mutton chops yesterday.  Garza also has this weird side-burn, space, little patch of hair then goatee going on.

The conclusion to all of this is…The Rays are still hot and if they can turn it on tonight against Boston they’ll be scorching!  Go Rays!!

edited to add – Chalk has video of the rookie hazing.  Love Sonny’s turkey strut!