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Game 159 - Rays vs. Tigers
By Jessica | September 25, 2008
Benny Boo Boo and Scotty Boo Hoo…
What’s wrong with Mr. Kazmir? I’m worried about him. Is he going to be alright? I need reassurance here.
Ben Zobrist, the new left handed DH?
Well let’s hope the boys can get it done tomorrow night since Cleveland couldn’t solve the Lester puzzle. I’d rather they win it out right anyway. ESPN’s boxscore headline was Rays fail to clinch again. That’s just annoying. They won yesterday, I wouldn’t call that a failure.
A lot of guys are getting mohawks to show their support for the Rays, but mohawks aren’t very attractive on women. So how can chicks show their support? There is another place a girl could get a mohawk, if you get my drift. Some people call it a landing strip, but it is essentially a mohawk to the south. It’s a more private way to support the team. Pun totally intended. What, too far? Alcohol and blogging is dangerous!
I’m not going to be able to watch tomorrow, but I’ll record it. I hope to come home to watch champagne showers! Go Rays!!
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September 25th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Ah, bad game but good puns.
No, but really. I know why we lost today. I went to work, instead of sitting home with my Longo jersey on, drinking beer on the couch in the middle of the day. So I would like to apologize for the Rays loss, my bad.
September 26th, 2008 at 1:19 am
It’s a cliche, I know, but I have found that many of my best ideas and best posts come while I’m drunk.
This post however was truly inspired. Thank you.
September 26th, 2008 at 8:29 am
Chris, please don’t let it happen again. I don’t want to have to count on the Yankees to help the Rays clinch.
David, you blog drunk? I never would have known!