An ode to my awesome evening at the Trop…
B oo-yah! I freakin hate this word, and the fat sweaty guy in my section who kept screaming it, is lucky I didn’t kick him in the back of the head for being the one dark spot on a fantastic evening.
E d-WIN Jackson! That’s the second time I’ve see him pitch this season, and last time he gave up multiple three run homers. Thanks Edwin for finding it. Whatever it may be.
E xciting and electric yet excruciating. This game was great fun, but I really wish I could be there when they clinch. Damn it why can’t I inherit a fortune from some long lost relative.
R ays win! Wouldn’t it be cool if they can get at least 96 wins. People they lost 96 games last year!
Now that it’s the morning after and I have this dull ache in my brain and I’m way bloated, I think I’ll go a few rounds with the punching bag. You know who I’m going to visualize? The Toronto Bluejays. What is up with them being all awesome when they played the Rays last time, and now they can’t get it together and beat the Red Sox. C’mon if you can’t do it for the Rays, there is another reason you birds should be winning. So that the Yankees finish fourth in the AL East. Get with the program. Sheesh!
Alright Kazmir, let Balfour give you your mohawk before the game. Use as a source of awesomeness please. Go Rays!!

Um. Please find 9 dollars and come to the game! You know when they win tonight that place is going to come unglued!!!
OMG on the pregame video it looks like Kaz got the mohawk! Way Cool!
C’mon, how about you other guys???
I managed to get a seat as a walkup. Hope you made it because it was fabulous.
Sadly, money wasn’t the only problem yesterday. I hope you guys drank it all in!! They’re going to the playoffs….