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Game 107 - Rays vs. Blue Jays
By Jessica | July 30, 2008
Percy and his clown feet are winning me back one step at a time.
The Rays won again today 3-2. Percy got the save, in a one run game. He didn’t walk anybody, he didn’t load the bases, he didn’t give up a run! He was down right boring, but I’m okay with that. I thought Maddon was on crack to bring him in but…he’s the closer until he proves otherwise right. It’s a big job, but he’s got the feet for it. Check those suckers out. You know what they say about guys with big feet. Oh, god now I’ve got this awful visual. Make it stop! Tequila stat!
The Rays are in first place. So stellar, and only one of their starting players has a batting average over .300. They are like a team. Everybody chips in. In my mind they all like each other too. I don’t think we really have any bro-mances like other teams though. We need to work on that. In a perfect world it would be Longo and Barty. Girls gotta have dreams.
So the trade deadline looms, and the Rays come up in a lot of discussions. I know some people love to try and figure it all out. I guess I just figure it’s out of my hands and I’ll deal with it when it happens. That being said I can’t imagine how Tigers fans feel today. Pudge, the face of the franchise got traded to the evil empire! I know it’s a business, but us girls get attached to these boys, and what did the Tigers get in return? Kyle Farnsworth, or Farnsworthless as the Yankees Chick calls him. He definitely has an arm on him, but is that a fair trade? However he is a great guy to have on your team in case of a brawl. Yeah, he will f*ck your shit up. Rays please take note. No rushing of the mound when Farny is pitching. Especially on Saturday when LL Cool J is there, Mama said knock you out!
Off day tomorrow, but the boys are coming home. I’ll leave you with some of the searches that have brought people to my blog lately. Go Rays!!
why does Matt Garza spit so much
what does Matt Garza spit
Kirk Cameron side burns
BJ Upton girlfriend
what does Clay Bucholz have around his neck
Todd Kalas strapping lad
Topics: Game Diaries |
July 30th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Hey Jessica,
I saw your comment about the chat room on our game day thread. I left around the 5th inning when there was no one around because my baby needed some attention. That’s probably why you didn’t see anyone there.
July 31st, 2008 at 9:57 am
From now on if you going to suggest visuals like the two you did today please Please, put a warning note on the post.
I now have a image of Percy pitching au natural and the left side of the infield not being ready because they are gazing deeply into each other’s eyes. Is 10 am too early to drink? I may also have to grill something.
I may never be able to watch a Rays game the same way.
July 31st, 2008 at 10:11 am
Rob, Rob, bro-mance not romance! You know where guys are best buds and have secret handshakes and maybe hug after a big play. Your mind went way to far on that one! The last thing girls want is for Longo or Barty to swing the other way!
July 31st, 2008 at 11:15 am
[J.D.]
Let’s face the facts about me and you,
A love unspecified.
Though I’m proud to call you “Chocolate Bear,”
The crowd will always talk and stare.
[Turk]
I feel exactly those feelings, too
And that’s why I keep them inside.
‘Cause this bear can’t bear the world’s disdain,
And sometimes it’s easier to hide,
Than explain our
[J.D. and Turk]
Guy love,
That’s all it is,
Guy love,
He’s mine, I’m his,
There’s nothing gay about it in our eyes.
[Turk]
You ask me ’bout this thing we share,
[J.D.]
And he tenderly replies,
[Turk]
It’s guy love
[J.D. and Turk]
Between two guys.
[Turk]
We’re closer than the average man and wife,
[J.D.]
That’s why our matching bracelets say Turk and J.D.
[Turk]
You know I’ll stick by for the rest of my life.
[J.D.]
You’re the only man who’s ever been inside of me.
[Turk]
Whoa, I just took out his apendix.
[J.D.]
There’s no need to clarify,
[Turk]
Oh no?
[J.D.]
Just let it grow more and more each day.
It’s like I married my best friend,
[Turk]
But in a totally manly way.
[J.D. and Turk]
Let’s go!
It’s guy love,
Don’t compromise,
The feeeling of some other guy,
Holding up your heart,
Into the sky.
[J.D.]
I’ll be there to care through all the lows.
[Turk]
I’ll be there to share the highs.
[J.D. and Turk]
It’s guy love,
Between two guys.
[J.D.]
And when I say, “I love you, Turk,”
It’s not what it impies.
[J.D. and Turk]
It’s guy love
Between
Two
Guys
July 31st, 2008 at 11:34 am
freakin hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0
July 31st, 2008 at 12:38 pm
I stand corrected. As Always the lesson is, I’m an idiot.