Percy and his clown feet are winning me back one step at a time.

The Rays won again today 3-2.  Percy got the save, in a one run game.  He didn’t walk anybody, he didn’t load the bases, he didn’t give up a run!  He was down right boring, but I’m okay with that.  I thought Maddon was on crack to bring him in but…he’s the closer until he proves otherwise right.  It’s a big job, but he’s got the feet for it.  Check those suckers out.  You know what they say about guys with big feet.  Oh, god now I’ve got this awful visual.  Make it stop!  Tequila stat!

The Rays are in first place.  So stellar, and only one of their starting players has a batting average over .300.  They are like a team.  Everybody chips in.  In my mind they all like each other too.  I don’t think we really have any bro-mances like other teams though.  We need to work on that.  In a perfect world it would be Longo and Barty.  Girls gotta have dreams.

So the trade deadline looms, and the Rays come up in a lot of discussions.  I know some people love to try and figure it all out.  I guess I just figure it’s out of my hands and I’ll deal with it when it happens.  That being said I can’t imagine how Tigers fans feel today.  Pudge, the face of the franchise got traded to the evil empire!  I know it’s a business, but us girls get attached to these boys, and what did the Tigers get in return?  Kyle Farnsworth, or Farnsworthless as the Yankees Chick calls him.  He definitely has an arm on him, but is that a fair trade?  However he is a great guy to have on your team in case of a brawl.  Yeah, he will f*ck your shit up.  Rays please take note.  No rushing of the mound when Farny is pitching.  Especially on Saturday when LL Cool J is there, Mama said knock you out!

Off day tomorrow, but the boys are coming home.  I’ll leave you with some of the searches that have brought people to my blog lately.  Go Rays!!

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