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Game 73 - Astros vs. Rays
By Jessica | June 20, 2008
The Astros were due to win one.
The Rays had a little bit of a post Cubs let down, and the Astros had to win one sometime. That’s how baseball rolls. Or it could be that I’m over analyzing things and justify the loss. Astros 4 - Rays 3.
Speaking of over-analyzing and justifying, according to the Tampa Tribune Matt Garza is seeing a well-known baseball psychologist. Oh, to be a fly on that wall.
Baseball Guru: So what seems to be the problem son?
Garza: I get a little too amped up on the mound.
Baseball Guru: Do you drink the Amp.
Garza: um, no
Baseball Guru: Oh right, that’s my other client the race car driver. Do you eat the Mounds?
Garza: No, I don’t like coconut. I thought you were a baseball guru?
Baseball Guru: Baseball, racing, it’s all just left turns.
Garza: Um, okay.
Baseball Guru: So you just need to channel all that energy and concentrate. My recommendation is to meditate and find your focus point. Just don’t get too zen or you’ll end up like Barry Zito. Have you seeked the advice of your peers?
Garza: A few.
Baseball Guru: And what gems did they have for you.
Garza: Josh Beckett said I should just execute pitches.
Baseball Guru: Not a surprise, that’s his answer for everything.
Garza: Jonny Gomes said it made him feel better to punch Coco Crisp.
Baseball Guru: Yes that would be good therapy for anyone.
Garza: Carl Pavano told me to fake a glutes injury, but Derek Jeter gave me a boring and politically correct speech, so I didn’t.
Baseball Guru: Yeah, the Yankees have their own issues to deal with.
Garza: Jim Leyland told me to get it together or I’d be takin a ride on the D-train.
Baseball Guru: Jimmy always did know how to cut the crap. Did you consult A-Rod?
Garza: Yep, he gave me a long list of people to ask for advice. He seemed really honored that someone was asking him.
Baseball Guru: I could see that. We’ve spent a lot of time together. So why do you get so emotional out there?
Garza: It pisses me off when they hit my pitches.
Baseball Guru: What does your catcher say?
Garza: I can’t understand him, he doesn’t take his mask off. I just say I got you, I got you.
Baseball Guru: A couple of pitchers on your team have baseball themed names. You know like Glover and Balfour. Maybe that would work for you. They could call you Mitt Garza.
Garza: Do you get paid for this shit?
Baseball Guru: Yep, isn’t that awesome.
Garza: So what am I supposed to do?
Baseball Guru: Quit over-analyzing everything. Pitch it exactly where Navi tells you to and if they hit it, so what. You have a great team. They’ll pick you up. Besides, you’re a major league baseball player, how cool is that? Have some fun.
Garza: Can I go now?
Baseball Guru: Sure. That will give me more time with Eric Gagne.
Go Rays!!
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June 21st, 2008 at 5:01 am
ha, it was fun to met Baseball Guru, did you wrote it?
I laugh for an age….
Go Rays~~