You gotta love this guy.

S - smoke.  He cares, he doesn’t smoke, dip or chew.  
C - cool.  That picture is proof.  You know he loved him some Eminem.
O - Oh baby.  He’s got a baby face, but he can fire the ball in there.
T - Texas.  Oil country, is where he’s from.
T - Torque.  He’s not a big guy, but he can generate some heat.  Truly a treat to watch.

K - KKKKK.  Strikes out a lot of people that are actually trained to hit the ball.
A - Ace.  Bonafide.
Z - Zingers.  Favorite snack food.  (This has not been confirmed, I just pulled it out of my you know, cause I couldn’t think of anything Z.)
M - Major Met Mistake.  Their loss is our gain.  Nanna Nanna Boo Boo.
I - Innings.  If only they could get him to lower his pitch count and go more innings.
R -  Retired Number.  Let’s hope we see his number retired in the new fancy stadium by the water, when he retires at age 56.