Matt Garza is one bad mofo.
Just look at that shit eatin grin. He wasn’t scared of no stinkin Rangers. He went out there and got his team a series win, because he is the man. The man with lots of spit that’s stringy like spiderman’s webs. He pitched eight innings and only gave up two runs. Which is much easier to handle than say like TWELVE runs. Too bad he wasn’t on TV so everyone could appreciate his badassness.
Rays win. Texas 3 – Tampa 5! I can totally see why those Mets fans want to join the party.
Mercy Percy what are ya doin to me? He left the game with a hurt hamstring? Please let it be minor, he’s like the mental warrior in the bullpen.
Another sad note, we never got to see CJ Wilson of the Rangers. Word on the street is he’s pretty hawt.
Now the White Sox are coming to town, and Nick Swisher is the opposite of hawt. Let’s hope the Rays can win the series this time around. Go Rays!!
I’m sorry about no C.J.
But I’m thrilled about another Rays series win. If the Rays sweep the BitchSox (and maybe accidentally throw a fastball at Nick Swishers ugly mug) I will give each and every one of them a cookie.
I’m very sad about no CJ. Though we did get to see Salty and Kinsler.
Nail on the head about Matty’s spit. I love the boy, but I can’t stand to watch him spit. He needs to take some spitting lessons from BJ. Now that boy knows how to spit.