You might be a Rays fan if…

1.  The season ticket holder sitting next to you at the Trop is a Red Sox fan.

2.  You’ve decided to go to a game in order to get out of the heat and have a grouper sandwich.

3.  You ring a cowbell when it’s time for dinner.

4.  You’ve had a dream where you look in the mirror and you have Dewayne Staat’s perm and…

5.  Most of your nightmares involve Casey Fossum.

6.  You don’t find BJ jokes funny anymore and…

7.  You’d be thrilled to never hear another Desperate Housewives joke ever again.

8.  You know that Shelley Duncan is not a girl, so you could hit him if you ever had the chance.

9.  You made less base running mistakes in your entire Little League career than the team has in April.

10  At the beginning of every season you genuinely believe, this is the year!

Go Rays!!