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Off Day Nonsense

By Jessica | April 21, 2008

You might be a Rays fan if…

1.  The season ticket holder sitting next to you at the Trop is a Red Sox fan.

2.  You’ve decided to go to a game in order to get out of the heat and have a grouper sandwich.

3.  You ring a cowbell when it’s time for dinner.

4.  You’ve had a dream where you look in the mirror and you have Dewayne Staat’s perm and…

5.  Most of your nightmares involve Casey Fossum.

6.  You don’t find BJ jokes funny anymore and…

7.  You’d be thrilled to never hear another Desperate Housewives joke ever again.

8.  You know that Shelley Duncan is not a girl, so you could hit him if you ever had the chance.

9.  You made less base running mistakes in your entire Little League career than the team has in April.

10  At the beginning of every season you genuinely believe, this is the year!

Go Rays!!

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3 Responses to “Off Day Nonsense”

  1. Sara Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 10:35 pm

    2. You’ve decided to go to a game in order to get out of the heat and have a grouper sandwich.

    Damned if I haven’t convinced people to go to games with me based solely on food and air-conditioning. Awesome list.

  2. Katie Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 1:16 am

    While not technically a Rays fan, I’m pretty sure I could take Shelley Duncan and at least make him CRY like a girl.

  3. Jessica Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 8:58 am

    Thanks Sara. I know the new ballpark will be awesome but the Trop definitely has its advantages.

    Katie, you hold him down and I’ll pull his nosehairs.

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